What the hell...

--PG Rated Adult 

First I have to look for the most perfect one. I’m sorry to admit this, but the size, shape, width, & length do matter—if you know what I mean.

After I’ve selected the one that is also the best eye candy I’ve seen so far...I proceed to take it into my hand and give it a gentle caress; being very careful. I give it my full & complete attention now.

First I give it little nibbles here and there, getting my first inhalation of its sent, my first taste, and my taste buds awaken to the fact that it’s finding something delicious coming it’s way.

I pause to appreciate what I’ve done so far—giving it a gentle brush with my hand; circling it, loving it, and wanting more. I bring my lips and mouth closer and see a bead of moisture forming—I can’t wait to press my tongue to this glistening globular delight.

Now I reflect on my headway, admiring at how far I’ve come...thinking all the while how delightful eating this masterpiece has been so far.

I bring my mouth to nosh at it more vigorously. I’m relishing every moment of this & my senses are almost on overload. I have to proceed faster now.

I have to crush my mouth on to this perfect chosen morsel. It’s almost there, the juices are flowing, my tongue is lapping at the sweet nectar imploding into my mouth now.

There is so much fluid its running out of the corners of my mouth, down onto my chin. My fingers of my other hand stroke my chin to wipe away the essence it finds there. This way I can slurp this delightful elixir off my fingers later.

Its getting smaller now & I take the whole thing into my mouth to make sure that no part of this ambrosia is lost.

I remove my mouth & gaze lovingly at what is left of my chosen pear. Pear? Yes a pear, the edible fruit, that is typically rounded, but elongated and growing smaller toward the stem. What on earth were you thinking I was eating?

Well my kitties, my luvs, my peeps, I’m gonna go lay down & read a marvelous book for a while, then I’m of to dreamsville & after this...I do hope they will be scintillating!!!

      —glory-oskie Zero, I wish today were tomorrow, luv Fostine.